Our cat masturbates. There, I said it…

Okay. So.  I can’t believe the communal support that just washed over me as I typed the title to this post. I have officially & comfortably left the closet with the knowledge that our 10 year plus neutered feline boy Sylvester sexually satisfies himself multiple times a day.  Alone.  Yes, yes he is self-sufficient. Of course he’s…

Lifes’ Lemonade a Recipe: Serves 8

Not a fan of the bone chilling weather as of late I’ve been rather neglectful of the back-fourty area of our spacious backyard where the lemon tree grows as it requires me to venture outside which is ridiculous as in the summer you cannot drag me indoors yet in the winter it is the complete…

The Coffee Table. A Love Story

  This is a true story… Once upon a time there was a gal and a guy who fell unexpectedly & deeply in-love. Neither one was looking for it, it just happened. They had never known such blissfully intoxicating fulfillment in all their days alive… So much so that they bought a coffee table together.  …